I am the stupidest man on the face of the earth.

So I met this lovely young woman in a bar a month or so ago, and it turns out she takes her clothes off for a living.  Being a naturally curious person, (yeah right), I enjoyed talking with her about her hopes, dreams, and underwear.  Turns out, she is also a stand up comic.  We talked about this, and I told her that I had tried stand-up and was exceptionally un-funny.  I think my stategery was to appear vulnerable.  I also may have asked her about her relationship with her father, I don’t remember.

Anyway, she texted me today to tell me that she’s doing a big show at the Bagdad (correct spelling) tonight, a big room to do comedy (or anything).  I called and wished her luck, and suggested she shouldn’t be nervous.  It was only later that I realized how ridiculous it was for me to tell her that.  This is a woman who TAKES HER CLOTHES OFF in front of strangers for a living!  This is a woman who walks up to horny weirdos, turns around, bends over, and winks at them BETWEEN HER KNEES.  (Certain men desperately looking for a link, at this point).

I’m guessing she won’t be nervous.


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5 Responses to “I am the stupidest man on the face of the earth.”

  1. wearerofhats Says:

    You’re not stupid, you’re just… um… very concerned with her well-being, to the point where your brain temporarily shorts out in an attempt to make you look chivalrous.

  2. Simon Says:

    Wow. The way this bird writes her name seems very appropriate: http://i1.chargers.com/assets/235/41034.jpg

  3. pirano Says:

    Thanks for the Stone interview link.

  4. Nick's Mom Says:

    Are you sure “Jonathan”‘s real name wasn’t “Doug Hershman”?

  5. DigiDan Says:

    Takes her Cothes off for a living??…now what bar did you meet her in K??

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